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Funny Facebook Post of the Week:

I passed all of my college night school midterm exams with good grades. Now if I could only get a tiny bit of social life when at it!  School is filled with people, and yet it keeps you so busy you don’t always have time to really talk to them.

Jeffrey Carrowiano The sacrifices you make now will pay in dividends later.March 22 at 10:22pm

Andrea E. Menzies Well, I can dream.


Lift up your hearts.

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Funny Facebook Moment of the Week.

The love you like an animal joke never gets old on Valentines.

Andrea E. Menzies But the KMFDM loving you again part is pretty funny too.

 

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Chris Dreher Ministry FTW

 


Cat in water.

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Facebook moment of the week:

Going to Petersburg or Fort Lee is a big NOPE for me. I do not accidentally avoid these places like the plague.

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Andrea E. Menzies There is NO changing my thinking on this issue. I gave them a chance and they failed ultra-bitterly to be halfway civil. You are more likely to get a cat into water.

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Andrea E. Menzies On a related note I have mace and knives I keep for self defense in my purse. Anyone trying to drag me to the Petersburg or Fort Lee area will be sliced in the eye. There are strange stories that I liked living there and dealing with military people.  I completely hated it with every ounce of my soul, and I am fully sick of getting email about it at this point.

 


Well Behaved Women

Watching on Netflix the Frida Kahlo movie with Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas this week. The cover talks about her controversial political and sexual reputation in that she was a communist and openly bisexual.  Yet museums don’t avoid her artwork at all, and Netflix has about 12 full PBS specials on her.  Laurel Thatcher Ulrich once said the popular phrase “Well behaved women seldom make history.” Kahlo was high on the list of examples to that rule.

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Andrea E. Menzies

Andrea E. Menzies From a time when art was given REAL value.

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Gifts too soon.

Funny Facebook Post of the Week

Dating and the holidays, it is not okay to ask for gifts too soon.

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Andrea E. Menzies But yea, you could go to the dollar store or something.

Andrea E. Menzies
Andrea E. Menzies Best not to see each other until AFTER the holidays, if it is going to be a “thing” to deal with in life.

More on The Issue.

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I got dumped today.  He is the one who asked ME out, and yet feels the need to reject.  When a girl is single people often assume SHE is the one being too picky, and yet it is often the men being too judgmental to the female that is the issue.  He never talks to me, never comments on any of my Facebook posts, and posts a new photo of him hugging a girl I don’t know as his profile picture on Facebook weekly.   Next he thinks HE has the reason to get upset.  Why is all of Richmond populated with jerk men?

 


More on Downtown.

I am REALLY single this week. So it is time to head to Richmond, and see if there are single guys out.

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Romantic Evil and the Funny Facebook Moment.

Funny Facebook Moment of the week.

Sad but true, and NOT love.

A new study suggests rom coms perpetuate dangerous myths, and make it harder to prosecute stalkers.
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Andrea E. Menzies
Andrea E. Menzies The movie “Crazy Stupid Love” is a bad one, but “Trainwreck” has her asking NOT to be called as the guy calls anyway. NOT legal.

Austin Moore
Austin Moore Dude! I’ve always hated Chasing Amy for this reason! It’s not cute! Leave the poor girl alone!

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones Scary the expectations and social mores that movies introduce to societal expectations and standards of behavior…

Andrea E. Menzies
Andrea E. Menzies Good to know there are SOME guys that see this clearly, yipes all the way.

Andrea E. Menzies
Andrea E. Menzies I don’t hate men, I just hate JERK men. Don’t mean to get ranty. smile emoticon

Andrea E. Menzies
Andrea E. Menzies I don’t want people to think I am anti boy-girl dating, I am SO okay with it, but some people don’t realize girls sometimes HAVE to dump abusive guys to live.

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones Could rant myself… Media creates certain expectations of situations and of interactions between men and women (or honestly with any two people) that there is always a sexual or romantic expectation. Where is just simple friendship and sharing of experience ever presented?

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones Not even boy and girl, abusive is simply that. Abusive.

Rob Lloyd
Rob Lloyd Ding! Dong! Deadpool delivery from pizza putz!

Krystianna Perinal
Krystianna Perinal The best thing a man can do is to be patient. Patience is very sexy. smile emoticon


I made all A grades in my college classes.

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I made all A grades in my college classes last semester.  I went back to school for psychology classes, and passed everything well.  I just fixed my printer enough to printout the informal transcripts, and the grades and attendance averaged out better than I thought.  The last semester I was in Austin, TX I was attending college credit courses part time, and made all A grades there too as well.  One teacher may have been a fluke, but two colleges in dozens of classes across the nation are no fluke. Now if I can just get employers to notice the simple fact that school is attending, working hard, and following instructions well; work is ALSO doing these SAME THINGS!!!  I could be making them money.  I attend ANOTHER employment agency appointment Tuesday afternoon.  Hopefully at some point my good grades will penetrate the bad economy glass ceiling and money brick wall.


More on the Eve.

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One thing that sucked about New Years, I did NOT have a date helping me meet any people at all. I LIKE new friends!  I am trying to meet all new people, in an all new town, in an all new state of the USA.  I am trying to do this on short notice, with a bad budget.  No one seems to want to introduce me to new people, and guys all just want to drink a beer glued to the TV.  I am very ticked off at this part of the year.


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