I so don’t post in this journal as much as I want to post. So here goes, amusing quotes for a new part of the year.
I was thinking of the shows about to get to San Antonio soon, when I happened to pick up my copy of the book Etiquette for Outlaws.
Funny Quote: From the forward: “As an attorney practicing in California, I have seen firsthand the tragic consequences of much of the behavior described in this book.”
Gen of the Genitorturers band interview.
pg 114 of the book
The second funnyiest thing I saw this week that needs reposting is this little snippet I saw on another journal.
Tamale chef allegedly murders, cooks friend
Reuters | Submitted by: Bwana
“A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales. Prosecutors said on Wednesday they had arrested Carlos Machuca, a tamale-maker, at his home in the western city of Morelia on Tuesday, after receiving an anonymous phone tip. Officers found a man’s mutilated corpse in the living room and body parts simmering in aluminum saucepans on the patio, state prosecutors told Reuters. ‘We saw the flesh and the tamales, and our first impression was that he was making tamales with the flesh of the deceased, although it has yet to be confirmed.'”
Yea, it’s strange stuff. Yet I am easily amused.